Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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