Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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