wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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