i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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