apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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