Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My pussy is not your playground.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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