help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
How does one acquire holy water?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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