Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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