explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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