it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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