All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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