Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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