The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS