rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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