i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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