All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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