Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
