I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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