Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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