Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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