Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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