he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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