Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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