just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
pray to the hookup gods
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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