fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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