Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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