Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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