I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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