please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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