do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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