I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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