At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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