You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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