Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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