I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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