You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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