I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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