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(757): View more from Virginia

I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.

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(916): View more from California

The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.

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(818): View more from California

His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv

(1-405): View more from Oklahoma

we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina

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(+61): View more from Australia

Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB

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(330): View more from Ohio

I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.

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