is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
two words: eviction party
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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