dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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