that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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