so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Buhtt sex?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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