Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
why does every cop we meet know your name?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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