everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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