Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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