she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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