these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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