Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
