Im at strip club and am horny
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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