Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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