I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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