Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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